What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 06:39
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Caitlyn Jenner’s Israel Pride Parade Visit Disrupted by Iran War Breakout - The Hollywood Reporter
No way
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
What's wrong with generation Z?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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How do you dry your hair fast?
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How do I identify fake friends in life?
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Eius sequi culpa animi quod delectus deleniti deserunt.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!